It’s Okay…

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…to fart in an open public space and then quickly walk away. Just make sure it isn’t loud or people will figure out it’s you.

…to feel that your feet must be washed before climing into a bed with clean sheets.

…to take too many pictures.

…to watch the show Hoarders in order to motivate yourself to clean the house.

…to randomly break out in dance in public and private settings.

…to show up to work a little teary eyed because you just spend your entire 20 minute commute thinking about how awful it would be if your husband died from some awful jungle disease he contracted from a monkey who bit him at the zoo.

…to be 24 and still sleep in until noon on Saturdays. I’ll too soon I’ll have a pet or kids or both that will wake me up at inhumane hours.

…to be 24 and still take gummy vitamins.

Your turn. What are you okay with?

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About britheblogger

I am an Orange County native who is closer to 30 than 20, prefers comedies to dramas, loves healthy food and crap food equally and believes bad days can be cured with a walk on the beach. Mother to a very smart, funny, energetic and opinionated blue eyed toddler. Nanny to a teen who is athletic, sarcastic, intelligent and always looking out for the underdog. Wife to a man who serves his family selflessly, is incredibly handy and an amazing cook. We have four rules in our home: love God, love each other, eat In N Out and always cheer for the Angels.

4 responses »

    • phew, i’m so glad i’m not the only. i feel kind of bad using thier pain to my benefit, but honestly there is nothing that will get me to clean the bathroom faster than watching someone who has a dead cat in theirs. gross!

  1. … To make comments like, ewe gross, when walking by people smoking in public… To eat and early and late dinner, then have dessert or a midnight snack… To go to a movie alone on a weekday morning so that the theater is empty and you done have to listen to the commentary of the old lady in the row behind you… To go MIA for the day because you are sick of email, phone calls and texting… To be offended when strangers don’t say please or thank you.

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