Things that are making me unreasonably angry

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I wish I could blame it on pregnancy hormones, but let’s be honest- I’ve always been easily irritated. I try to disguise it has humor, but I know some of you are on to me. And while I should be using anger to do something meaningful like stopping human trafficking, I am instead going to write a blog post about all the little things in life that shouldn’t effect me but are, in fact, really pissing me off.

Teenage love- Seeing a young couple make out, hold hands or stare into each other’s eyes makes me physically ill. I want to say to all the girls “He doesn’t love you, he just wants your cooter!” And I want to tell all the boys “Spend this time developing skills so one day you can be a good husband to someone who is not a hussy!”

The smell of fish- Even in the best of circumstances it’s not a good smell, but right now it’s revolting. If we are hanging out and you start eating fish I will walk away. No explanation, no excuses, just me leaving you to wallow in your fishy stench.

The grown woman sitting next me who isn’t wearing a bra.- Seriously ma’am, we are right next to a Wal Mart where you can get one for 10 bucks. Please bundle up the ladies.

Meme debates- There are many topics in life that deserve to be intelligently debated amongst a group of people who respect one another and are passionate about such subject. There are NO subjects that should be debated by posting memes. Here’s a news flash, people: a meme is never going to change my mind on homosexual marriage, abortion, gun control or exercise. On a good day a meme will make me chuckle. On a bad day it will cause me to unfriend you. On a really bad day, I may actually hunt you down and punch your face. So meme this: YOUR MEMES MEAN NOTHING!

Thanks for listening, folks. I promise the next post will be more positive, or at the very least more meaningful 🙂

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About britheblogger

I am an Orange County native who is closer to 30 than 20, prefers comedies to dramas, loves healthy food and crap food equally and believes bad days can be cured with a walk on the beach. Mother to a very smart, funny, energetic and opinionated blue eyed toddler. Nanny to a teen who is athletic, sarcastic, intelligent and always looking out for the underdog. Wife to a man who serves his family selflessly, is incredibly handy and an amazing cook. We have four rules in our home: love God, love each other, eat In N Out and always cheer for the Angels.

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